About 1 min readかわちいぶつかりおじさん



Bump into things and grow bigger. Shrink them with your uncle beam! A squishy survival-of-the-fittest 3D action game where you body-slam people smaller than you and shoot beams at people bigger than you, aiming to become the town's most "kawaii uncle."
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About 1 min readかわちいぶつかりおじさん
What happens if Tetris falls while remaining as noise... Relying on the discomfort in your moving eyes and your memory, can you continue!?

Just pick an age and play a sound. Young kids can hear it, but older men and women don't react lol
"Kawaii Ibotsukaori Ojisan" is a 3D action game where size is justice. You control a slightly round and cute old man. Walk around the city among colorful people, find opponents smaller than yourself, and charge into them! Each time you collide, the old man grows bigger and bigger. Conversely, if you bump into someone larger than you, you'll be knocked back and shrink, so be careful.
Don't hesitate against larger opponents—fire the "Ojisan Beam"! When the beam hits, the opponent shrinks more and more, and once they become smaller than you, there's nothing to fear. However, if you hit them with 3 consecutive shots, the opponent will flinch for 1 second, but then enters an invincible state for the next 1 second. During invincibility, attacks have no effect no matter how much you hit them, so the key is to time your attacks carefully. Furthermore, larger opponents slowly approach you, and smaller opponents flee when hit by the beam—the city's residents have proper "personalities."
Move with W, A, S, D or arrow keys, fire the beam with the spacebar or click, and rotate the camera by dragging. If you reach twice your initial size, you win; conversely, if you become the smallest, you lose. Despite its squishy and pop appearance, if you let your guard down, you can be shrunk in an instant—enjoy this surprisingly serious survival-of-the-fittest battle.
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