Damn Turtle: An Unreasonable Sea Turtle Soup App

"A man who woke up at 10:30 made it to a 10 o'clock appointment." Why do you think that happened? The answer is a bit unreasonable.

Kuso-Kame is a lateral thinking quiz that you can play alone (the so-called Umigame no Soup). The one posing the questions is Kuso-Kame, a turtle that loves unreasonable problems. You ask questions that can be answered with "yes" or "no" and try to reach the unreasonable truth.

■ We've collected only unreasonable punchlines
The "mean Umigame" and "worthless Umigame no Soup" that became topics on the internet. You can understand it, but you want to say "is that even allowed?" We've carefully selected only those kinds of punchlines. If you're looking for clean, good problems, this probably isn't for you.

■ You can play alone
Umigame no Soup is originally a game that requires someone to be the question-poser. In this app, Kuso-Kame (AI) serves as the GM, so you can play anytime, alone.

■ Answer in your own words
There are no multiple choice options. Just write down what comes to mind. Even if the wording is different, if the meaning matches, it counts as correct.

■ Ask as many questions as you want
"Is the man human?" "Is this a story set in Japan?" You can ask from any angle. We'll properly answer even strange questions.

■ You can create problems too
You can submit problems you've thought of yourself. If they're adopted, everyone can play your problems.

・You can play for free (some problems require tickets. You receive one ticket daily, and you can also purchase additional ones)
・You receive one ticket daily
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